Random Q&A

Q: The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog?
A: Carefree and never without a thick layer of mud, otherwise, what’s the fun of being a frog?

Q: You’re wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?
A: What color is the sweater?

Q: Why don’t you ever wear a scarf? It doesn’t need to be cold outside for your neck to feel naked.
A: I love scarves… I have at least 30, but if I wear them all the time what will I use to attract the vampires?

Q: Your bow is not broken but you’ve run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
A: By putting on some green tights and yelling for Maid Marianne.

Q: What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?
A: Um because that’s what the scientists have proven to be true. You should believe everything that others tell you because it’s always the truth, even when they tell you they’re lying.

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